The oldest man
January 25, 2009Ancient He’s older than the oldest man that anyone has ever known. He’s older than the Internet; he’s older than the telephone. He’s older than the printed word, the ancient Greeks, the dodo bird. He’s older than the pyramids and prehistoric hominids. He’s older than the dinosaurs, the earth, the sun, the moon and stars. He’s old as mud, he’s old as dust; he’s wrinkled up and turned to rust. He’s musty, crusty, stinky, dirty. Simply put, Dad’s turning thirty.
